Reader. Writer. TV-rage aficionado. Pizza apologist. I keep the other bad men from the door.

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This bar has the sweetest bathroom graffiti I've ever seen.

It came! It came! It's so beautiful! #Babel

Vanilla Ice, is that you? #iceicebaby

Jealous. This is all I have:

Giant rainbow.

So, this is happening. #ohgod

Om nom nom. (The pen is for scale). #crumbs

Bristol, VA, TN.

Bristol is ready for and Co.!

585 miles to Bristol! :)

Currently reading. Holy crap, you guys. SO GOOD. Realistic. And frightening. Can't. Stop. Reading.

Woo! Party time!

Oh no! The Nothing!

Seriously, you guys. Do I even WANT to eat this beast?

Getting ready to eat the biggest strawberry I've ever seen. Jumbo paperclip included for scale.

SASQKARL! (A.k.a. Pilkingfoot)

Saturday's forecast: high of 94, with a chance of cactus.

God, there is nothing I love more than unexplained (a.k.a. Jersey) traffic. #sarcasmfont

We have magnetic poetry on our fridge. This is by one of my roommates. #classy

Cardigan Pocket, noooooo! You were so young!