Reader. Writer. TV-rage aficionado. Pizza apologist. I keep the other bad men from the door.
This bar has the sweetest bathroom graffiti I've ever seen.
It came! It came! It's so beautiful! #Babel
Vanilla Ice, is that you? #iceicebaby
@DanDBradley Jealous. This is all I have:
@njnic23 So, this is happening. #ohgod
Om nom nom. (The pen is for scale). #crumbs
Bristol, VA, TN.
Bristol is ready for @MumfordOfficial and Co.!
585 miles to Bristol! :)
Currently reading. Holy crap, you guys. SO GOOD. Realistic. And frightening. Can't. Stop. Reading.
Woo! Party time!
Oh no! The Nothing!
Seriously, you guys. Do I even WANT to eat this beast?
Getting ready to eat the biggest strawberry I've ever seen. Jumbo paperclip included for scale.
@Sunshine81274 @kgmoll SASQKARL! (A.k.a. Pilkingfoot)
Saturday's forecast: high of 94, with a chance of cactus.
God, there is nothing I love more than unexplained (a.k.a. Jersey) traffic. #sarcasmfont
We have magnetic poetry on our fridge. This is by one of my roommates. #classy
Cardigan Pocket, noooooo! You were so young!
©2016 Twitpic Inc, All Rights Reserved