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I haz MOAR.

I haz MOAR.

I'm a classy ho. #sbseurovision

Months after the hype has died down, I'm finally here:


Look out. #wheeee

I wonder of there's a legal reason they don't call then chicken nuggets?


Burger mod eco city burger

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My farewell Messina for this trip. Cherry and pistachio. Until next time, Sydney!

Have fun smelling my poops, bitches!

I'll cut a bitch if I find lice in my chilli.

Awesome! Once upon a time in China II is on!

just tons of people. But there is a tram conductor! #whitenight

Even the moon is out to play #whitenight

Wish it was raining. :(

Four pictures of me! #nationalportraitgallery #humanbrochure

on the job. #humanbrochure

but do you have David Jones (houndstooth) carpet? #hotelrealm #humanbrochure