South by Southwest (@SXSW) Shorts Programmer & Film Festival Coordinator. Programming Assistant at @FantasticFest. Foul-mouthed liver of life & pro honeybadger.

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Driving Matty's car to appointment bc mine is in shop. I love him for this: "It doesn't matter. Who is without a flaw?"

Last breakfast in beautiful Moscow. I will miss this city and my friends, but I'm ready for a lil Texas hospitality.

Inside Aikman we've got Smith, Irvin, Novachek and Bates. #Cowboys #Matryoshka

Can I get your attention please, ? I bought this for my daddy.

Can I get your attention please, ? I bought this for my daddy.

These are no ordinary scarves, but Russian VODKA SCARVES!!

I seriously think is the most beautiful lady I know. Also pictured here as the karaoke queen she is! #ff2011

Yeah, is doing the Humpty Hump!!!!! Also may have been roofied by our server.

I am in love with right now!

licking 's nipples? Langer taking his pants off for Britney Spears karaoke? I love !

Look at and ballin . I like them boys, y'all!

Cleaning my very filthy desk I found this gem. Love this ! Especially out of context.

Off work early and brings the rain FTW. Can't wait to spend the weekend outside with all my family!

Cleaning up & found this newspaper I saved from the move. Y'all know was Music Editor?

I also woke up with two evac kitties in my bed. Don't you think Moxy is cute, ?

It's that time of day where I feel like I'm the chosen one for 5 whole minutes.

Ima explode.

Ima explode.

Ima explode.

Not a cloud in the blue Texas sky.