Chris McCray

@cjjmccray

Fly like a mouse; Run like a cushion; Be the small bookcase. Newportonian IT bod. Tweets may contain bad puns, mild crudity & the odd rant. Opinions my own.

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Electoral Register form with all new(!) association with your NI number...

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I've just signed #HeForShe campaign: http://www.heforshe.org/ along with one lone Laotian (and about 6,200 Brits).

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My bitcoin address on http://blockchain.info showing double spends?! I'VE SENT ABOUT 12p TO A MATE AND THAT'S IT!

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Geni.com's celeb list - 7 white men and 1 white woman. http://www.geni.com/family-tree/start

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#Shibes' pup in tumble drier: such rotation; how fluffy; many tumblings; wow /ht

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Not even 'ModifyHeaders' will allow us in the UK to watch this clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUdHIatS36A

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Who'd've thunk'd it, Jeff Stelling is a fan of "The Kids in the Hall": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwlAvsPvPfg

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*facepalm*/*headdesk* Invalid security certificate when accessing a PDF on Liberty's website: http://v.gd/ne4ydh

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'expensive' - 'dear' - 'antalope' - a Viz "what links the subheads" game.

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Sledgehammer to crack a nut, added apis.google.com to /etc/hosts = IP 127.0.0.1 to fix #javascript hanging issues.

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Re-captcha has been doing door numbers for a while now. It's like we're assisting the spooks and the goons.

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The Times: Royal Mail facing backlash over 'lost £1bn' from sell-off

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Adjacent in my timeline...

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"Hardworking" or "Hard working"? Google says: "Hard working". #shitheadshindig

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*ghastflabbered* There's a station called "East Midlands Parkway" & I thought Bristol Parkway was a shit station.

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O2 sign-up screen in Slackware - note the URL has changed & the favicon has loaded in the tab list, but that's it.

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"Some people are on the pitch! They're drinking all over!" "They're pissing on it now!" source: http://v.gd/1VjniN

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Java installers are rubbish... discuss. Here's one that can't find itself. And look at the detritus from others.

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All roads lead to...

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