Ugh dying. Dying!

This is what an El Jannah haul looks like. Garlic sauce come to mama!

All hail the giant schlattplatt with extra pork knuckle! Come to mama!

Ok seriously. How awesome is this beach?! And no crowds!

Look out ladies. The boy is wearing his fave hawaiian shirt and is chuffed about it...

Oh why hello lover...

"one of everything". Magical words when it comes to this...

I want to sex you up right here, right now

Spying on my boys at the salon...

A quick freezing dip before heading home... such a sweet spot

Nawww puppy is pooped and partied out

Can I please not go home today? PLEASE

Meet my roommate from last night... George...