Chesty Shimmerbottom


cereal monogomist on the attic on the altar eagle is a porn star/skripper.

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I'll bake these cheesecakes tonight but if my numbers hit, I swear fo God I ain't never setting foot in a kitchen again

I killed an omelet AND a full order of French toast AND a side of bacon. Oh yeah, AND a carafe.

Hoodrat stuff with and

Our sparkly means three kids don't have to go without shoes. #lookinggooddoinggood

As opposed to this clown.

I'm about to help these idiots out. Ain't nobody telling them they're inappropriate as hell.

I just bought the sequin TOMS wedges. Still sparkly...

My response:

This is why I hate people.

If you need to eat a restaurant with #lowinn prices with coupons, well...

Is that blurry?

YES!!! My kid dresses better than me!!

I can't and I won't.

I seriously will not date you if take pictures in the kindergarten prayer pose.

I think I'm gonna do this color though.

I would do all kinds of things to his football playing sexiness. I love Lance Briggs

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