Cake for Kate and Jms tomorrow. Yes I am amazing. @katediamond @thefailedcritic

Can't see where it says baileys hot chocolate on the juice diet wall chart.

I tell you, I have got a massive boner for living in Brighton already. The sea!

Nick's outfit for watching The Lion King.

Dickheads carrying the telly OUTSIDE because there's too much glare on the screen INSIDE. Actually really.

@cripesonfriday Earlieryeah. It's orange now. :)

Still not entirely convinced about the colour of my hair, but there's no denying it matches my coat rather well.

@pow3rdigm @katediamond This picture was from before they went in the oven.

Care package delivery from @katediamond

That cabin crew lady being a temptress again.

Featuring this guy:

@katediamond Fixed hair:

@katediamond PINK. Not red.

Pink. PINK.

@katediamond This is the best I can manage.

Was texting my friend Nick with who-folded-Ross-Kemp-looks-like. This is totally Wayne Rooney amiright?

@alicecmnewton LOOK WHAT I'VE FOUNNNNNDDDDD… Want me to take it back? :)

My money worries are solved for another couple of days as @katediamond has made me a MASSIVE CARROT CAKE :D

What does this new symbol on Tweetbot mean? Top right blue thing?

OH MY GOD I'VE JUST MET DARRYL OFF THE ARCHERS #thearchers