@MrMaryMuthafing here ya go ..... WELCOME TO THE GUN SHOW. #biceps

My lucky red dress never fails .... my boobs become man-magnets. See!

look at my strawberry! it looks like one of the ghosts in Pacman!

religious ppl will believe anything. Virgin births R common! But $20 says u won't call this black baby the messiah

Religion is like a penis..... #atheist .... ->

why? BECAUSE FUCK YOU that's why

I've profiled the #streetart & #graffiti of EVOLVE many times on my blog & 2day he sent me some art! So lovely!->

VIA @shananigans5 DEAR MEN OF THE WORLD, listen to what don draper says if you ever wanna get laid again #MadMen ->

The worst christmas gift i ever received ....hahahaha, this is hella-funny

harsh but fair .... men are like a fine wine.......

let the meme's begin. Peter Kent: Piece of Shit.

me and daddy, when i was a pipsqueak & he thought he was Magnum.

without pants, i look like this. Hold onto your wangs, boys.

@shankell oh so you mean like me and @capnallegra in this photo? srsly, WTF am i doing?!! cc: @iamjazzy ->

how many social networks i can post this photo to.....it's me, @ashleydtl & @fragileheart last nite @ #hugcookies

Ikea now makes cats.

holy shit. this image is incredible.... i wonder if she made it.

Betty White's tips for living a long, healthy life.....

explaining OLD BOOK SMELL....and why i love books more than stupid E-readers...

3.14=pi. what is it backwards? #braingasm ->