Christopher Golds

@chrisgolds

Often found listening to the radio, want to be on it. Prone to bouts of mischievous behaviour. @VanBird is my faux wife.

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A very Happy Birthday to the gorgeously wonderful . Here is my favourite gif of her:

Yo.

I’ve gone to bed. Actually gone to bed at 10.30pm on Christmas Day. I’m exhausted. Night night. Sleep well.

I’d be interested. This is mine. :-)

I’d be interested. This is mine. :-)

Apart from the broach, please explain the difference between these two outfits:

Apart from the broach, please explain the difference between these two outfits:

AMAZING. We just had a remix of The National Anthem at XXL. BEST THING EVER!

AMAZING. We just had a remix of The National Anthem at XXL. BEST THING EVER!

AMAZING. We just had a remix of The National Anthem at XXL. BEST THING EVER!

#HottieOrNottie It's 'French Boobies Spice'.

#HottieOrNottie It's 'French Boobies Spice'.

Just been sent an email by Gaydar (which I'm not on). What is the betting that one of you know one of these hotties?

A...MAZING. This man is the 'Chewing Gum Painter'. He paints on chewing gum all over London. Wow!

A...MAZING. This man is the 'Chewing Gum Painter'. He paints on chewing gum all over London. Wow!

The difference between mine and 's video messages to each other. Screen grab from each:

The difference between mine and 's video messages to each other. Screen grab from each:

Off out! I do hope we don't have a repeat of last night when poured mineral water in my crotch...

How lovely. I think has had too many cosmos. She has poured mineral water in my crotch. Oh Lordy. V wet!