Chris P. Bacon

@chrisduncan

Pizza Destroyer. Oversized Foam Comboy Hat Owner. Ekranoplan Enthusiast. Television & Film Liker. Burger Expert. Humorist & Bon Vivant.

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I need to get super rich so I can commission an artist to make a replica of this fat naked guy riding a tortoise statue

It's a shame that I may have to eventually shit in this ornate toilet at this AirBnB house in Florence

Just drank a Venetian spritz with Campari. Pretty tasty.

Venice is so beautiful that I'm considering explorer/merchant/gondolier

The Spanish TV we get at the hotel is somewhat offensive. Saw a bullfight then a soccer game w/ a guy named "Kike."

Just rediscovered this picture of an Amish kid rollerblading. You're welcome.