Chris Coltrane


Comedian, activist & joy distributor. Likes feminism & socialism. Mum says I'm a bad-ass. See my cool stand-up show @ Edinburgh Fringe!

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Such a thoughtful b-day present from & . It's a gorgeous macaron recipe/picture book!

Want a free office chair? Basic but comfy. Collect from Vauxhall now, or by 11am tomorrow morning (RT plz?)

So, Boris, where exactly would you like me to park my cycle hire bike? #BarclaysAreBastards

How to draw an owl. 1) Draw some circles. 2)

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OH MY FUCKING CHRIST, the Costcutter in Shepherd's Bush sells Jones Soda!! I've looked all over for this!

Potential name for my first Edinburgh show.

Good to see Microsoft getting out of the software world, and into the soap dispenser world.

Just crossed the road. Good news: there's a bike! Bad news: it's broken. #BorisFail

Hivemind! I'm at Vauxhall station. Which bike should I choose? #BorisFail

Last year I played Hangman with . She maintains the unfinished word was "election". I am unconvinced

Today, I did science: I turned 16 Oreos into one Super Oreo.

At Parliament Square. Sign: Hunger Strike, Day 29. How is this person still alive?

An open message to the person responsible for this BBC headline: you are a hero.

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Omg: OKCupid may have found my perfect match.

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Facebook does not know me.

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Tralafgar Square roundabout being circled by 40 motorbikes. Their flag says "Riders Against Tory Stealth Taxes."

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Elizabeth Hurley Beef Jerky. For real. Capitalism has gone too far.

Lee & Herring signed my Golden Grahams box in 1999. We found it today in the attic - unopened. Exciting & gross!