Me n my new friend Sharkie, just chillin... Yeah he gave me a high five, wanna fight about it?

Stick this long salty nut snack roll In ur mouth...or wherever you wanna u sickos!

How fucking Green! What a great nation were becoming, these bitches are everywhere

Sitting in a wedding, don't know a soul, all I'm sayin is there better be an open bar

The Award for the what the fuck were u thinking truck goes to....

My roommate after a night of country music fairfestin, Faggot lol

Collectors Edition Camo Crown?!? Quick grab ur ski masks and let's get drunk!

What's that? The money u cud be saving w Geico and a phallus shaped carmel corn treat! Sit on it and think