What the hey is this suv doing in cleavland park?!

I'm in a mansion of horrors... Emphasis on mansion!

Yikes! Rain splash down 4pm DC!

Redskins 5th Quarter... Why? #whynot

Now guess where I am?,,,,

You can see the game on cable... But, I'm here to tell ya-- it ain't goin good

Sarah Silverman salutes Gerry OchoCinco!

Look who's in town... It's Gerry OchoCinco!

Classic- I just opened the lobby door for Sarah Sliverman, the comic -- but I didn't know it was her at the time... When I stopped to open the door -she said "oooh oooo" #ididntkisshet

So, I'm on the red line... And today started AT&T service in *some* stations... But, location services puts me dead center DC -- at the White House!!

Me and Chuck Brown... "payin here"

En Vogue sez... I'm never gonna get it... #probablytrue

Workin the lungs after the flu this week

From, and to, my Texas friends

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Yeah, I'll admit it... @mvaughan99 and I -- really didn't know what shittahay attitudes Raiders fans had against the orange colors... But, I'll give em an A for pride.

Our march into the black hole, and the dark side ot the colosseum (the name of Raider end zones.) #broncos

Raiders Fans dont cheer really... they just BOO! They boo'd the S@*T out of us. They lost. And we went where not many Bronco fans go - #pueblo #style #into #theblackhole

Raiders wore black, on record heat day... One of about a million dumb mistakes that = Riders = FAIL #broncoswin!