I do stuff with words, create things with people and fight crime with cleavage. Je mange mes pantalons comme j'aime mes dindes.
Australian Candy Bootyhaul
This is how I know my employees love me.
@SketchyFletchy Check out my sunlight! It's going down now. :(
My uberboss at work is prancing on his tiptoes making fun of my new outfit.
How to have fun with your food!
Oh, well hi new camera.
Preparation for Death, pt. 3 (Finale). (That's a punchbowl of Sangria, top right in fridge.)
Preparation for Death, pt. 2.
Preparation for Death, pt. 1.
I forgot I'm going out dancing tonight with the boys! D: I don't even have club clothes!
This just a sample of what amazing hands I had in spades tonight.
Gargamel, Give my muffins to your mom, asshole puck. xoxo, My Pitz
I lied about it being clearer. It's Conan on a velociraptor with a rocket pack cutting an undead guy on a horse with a flail in half.
These are our new team hoodies, as modeled by my employee, Dennis. Clearer picture soon.
This is for you, @Shavenewok.
Hi, some call me Rumtits, but I hufz di cock aged of mad poops. xoxo
I put my tea in the freezer to make it nice and frosty, then forgot about it. Oops!
There was a fifth wench, but she was running around like a hummingbird. I envy her energy.
My favo(u)rite waitress loves to draw me things on my take-out boxes. I love her.
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