Kristopher R


Aspiring screenwriter. I curse, I make crude jokes, and I'm a dad. Follow at your own risk. Don't make assumptions.

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What a cruel prank:

Steel THIS tweet:

I found your favorite meat!

This one is for

I wish this pic wasn't so blurry. I love my son with a mustache

Product fail: If you purchased one of these or want one: Please unfollow me.

Your nuts.

Now THESE are THE #TracksOf2011. #NuffSaid

Packers bikini...just beautiful. #SingleTearToTheEye

I wonder if I could hypnotize people with my cock?

Take a look at this milk jug...what the fuck sense does it make? It was designed by a scumbag. Perhaps Glenn Beck.

Just six more days till this little ginger-booger is 6 years old. #11_11_11

No thank you, I don't want to dress like the waitress from the old sitcom "Alice." #DressLikeFlo ??

This is one hard cock:

In honor of Spirit Day, I made this. Mace Windu has always fought for what's right.

Are the makers of DayQuil supposed to have us believe their medicine is 'flavored?'

RT : <<I prefer this one:

Now this is a nice Apple logo/#SteveJobs tribute:

Very classy,

R LOGO-- what the? The logo for R-rated movies by the MPAA is a TT?