Kristopher R


Aspiring screenwriter. I curse, I make crude jokes, and I'm a dad. Follow at your own risk. Don't make assumptions.

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My son and I got our caricatures done today. But I think David Arquette took my place:

Dear Zosia Mamet, don't take your fashion tips from Clint Eastwood in "Gran Torino." #Conan.



Newsflash: *ANYONE* can clean up and smile. And *EVERY* kid takes a silly/stupid picture. Some adults *still* do.

Justine Beeber was supporting the hoodie movement long before it was tragedy.

Well even with a hoodie covering most of my face, I still have an ugly mug. #Trayvon

The only time this question should be asked:

Nip Slip!

A face not even a mother could love:

Funny, I thought the Golden Globes hadn't been given out yet: #GoldenGlobes