Scottish, sarcastic, cynical, ranty, grumpy, sweary heathen. RRMS sufferer. Chocolate lover. Sport & reality TV hater. Spoonie. Soft-centred, hard-shelled cunt.
Watching Age Gap Love. Was trying to remember who Mandy reminds me of. Then it hit me: Divine.
.@KingsmillCare I bought 2 packets of crumpets with today's date on. Both unopened. Both mouldy. Not happy.
I got my polling card today
@al_vimh For the most part, but not always. I give you Exhibit A:
My Papa made it through WWI, but he didn't escape unscathed. He had trench fever and they thought he'd die.
Pish like this on Fuckbook really gets my goat!
@SarahShattered There are a few abandoned accounts out there.
Olivia Pope's hair looks half done - one side a Farah Fawcett flick, the other straight. Ridiculous.
@shiftms I say it. As does my t-shirt.
Separated at birth...?
Don't forget to Gift Aid your donation when you receive your confirmation text #PutChildrenFirst
I'm still waiting on my confirmation, but I've donated to @UNICEF_uk #PutChildrenFirst
I've got 2 fans going, but I'm still too hot to sleep, tired though I am.
Why would I pay £162 per year for something I currently get for FREE?!
@newneo I found this quite helpful
My back really hurts, so I'm walking like this guy today
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