this is the only bleeding heart you'll see around here. & to be safe we keep that sissy shit behind bars.

I've hired out my cat walking duties. to another cat.

my car is now trash chic. cuz a stoopid bird won't stop fighting itself in the mirror.

I don't care if she's a supermodel, she looks like she's ripping an epic fart.

I didn't emasculate him (the natural eyeliner did that), but I did accessorize him.

I can guaran-damn-tee it that I'm the only one in this tiny town walking her cat on a leash...

Easter bunny impostor!

super critical decision time! which color harness should I get for Maxxy cat?

last one (I won't bore you further with kitteh pics!)...this is Bailey, sister of Hailey, also calico (and a big beotch!)

this is Hailey, a calico cat. she's also one of my many charges in cat sitting.

here's Whiskers, he's a cute polydactyl kitteh. he's one of several felines I'm cat sitting.

here's the bedroom I'm staying in. but I've lovingly decorated it with cardboard boxes full of my shit! ;)

here's a shot of the formal foyer at the B&B, aka my parent's house, aka where I'm house/catsitting

cuz I'm THAT kinda girl, here's a new pic of my puss-- uh, I mean my kitteh. :P

or maybe I should use this one instead? *snort*

is this a bad choice to use as my profile pic for my online MBA classes? :P

Here's where I'll be house sitting for a couple months. Definitely a white Christmas!