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If you're in office, THIS is how you deal with trolls and assholes.

This is what I'm gonna call an across the board ouch.. or a call to buy more..

so... did he actually say this? Or is this a fake.

I referenced this weeks frotcast, and as a result, this is how my bartender rang in his food tonight..

Bahahahahahha! Best bill ever! Way to go cuz.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..... This chef white will never be fully white again :(

Next level smoothie: figs, raspberries, strawberries, grapes, blueberries, almonds, goat cheese & balsamic reduction

buttermilk fried duck confit, bacon waffles, blackberry jam and honey cremé fraiche. Yes. It was.

wimp. These were all at once. Plus some more... We have all laughed at you now. Haha ;)

So, I guess Belvedere vodka thought it would use sexual assault to promote itself on Twitter and Facebook. *head desk*

Steak frites poutine with country fried striploin fries. #yegfood

Apparently, this is how our inbred team of serving staff thinks you stack plates.

I'd rather be frenching almost anything, other this lamb...

Irony, I have it.

It's a nice dream home and all, but why would you waste like 800sq feet on an "open to below" area? #baffling

Omg. This. Is. Completely fucking adorable!

¡Slow braised beef heart and pork hock torta!!! From

Sushi. Sort of..