ok here goes:
first and foremost
I'd like to apologize to
Hotel El Gonzo
the good people of Cabo
who organized the film festival
as well as all of my fans in
I boarded my plane this am
with denise, my daughters Sam and Lola, as well as my publicist Jeff Ballard and life long best friend Tony Todd.
I allotted ample time to attend the event in a punctual and safe capacity.
however we encountered a mechanical diversion that rendered the trip potentially life threatening.
the generous offer was made to have a replacement plane
scoop us up,
and deliver us to said event.
the problem is
for a myriad of reasons that are both practical and ethereal
and completely rooted in a
gut check 'safety first' code,
I will NOT fly my family
or myself on any other aircraft.
this is a non negotiable rule of mine as it lives in concert
with zero wiggle room for maybes or friendly
as I write this my plane is still not launch ready therefore leaving us all with zero options to attend the event on time.
i am beyond apologetic and I ask all involved,
to exercise grace and understanding in and around the headaches I'm certain
this has created.
and Navy Seals under my belt,
I've created war and combat on film.
here's a salute to all of u who did it for real and continue to do so.
it's the toughest job in all of society.
thank u all for enduring what the rest of us won't.
Hot Shots Part Deux
last night was awesoem!
I went as an officer from
(child protection srvc)
because that's about as sane as these inept and retarded
doosh bags seem when dealing with my sons bob and max.
it's an abhorrent dick dance that has NOTHING to do protecting any child.
instead they are swayed by the evil and pathetic über loser
whore that calls herself Brooke.
there will be a reckoning.
there will be a whirlwind,
that they will all reap while
desperate begging for my forgiveness.
you've all been warned.
bob if u delete this u are cooked and fired like a luau