Charlie Sheen

@charliesheen

Actor, Producer, Winner ... Anger Management Premieres June 28th, 9pm on FX

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first there was
Matisse.

then Dali
then Picasso.

now,
I bring you

Kushell.

you're welcome!!!
c

hashtag hash

ok here goes:
first and foremost
I'd like to apologize to
Pablo Sanchez-Navarro
Hotel El Gonzo
the good people of Cabo
who organized the film festival
as well as all of my fans in
attendance.
I boarded my plane this am
with denise, my daughters Sam and Lola, as well as my publicist Jeff Ballard and life long best friend Tony Todd.
I allotted ample time to attend the event in a punctual and safe capacity.
however we encountered a mechanical diversion that rendered the trip potentially life threatening.
the generous offer was made to have a replacement plane
scoop us up,
and deliver us to said event.
the problem is
for a myriad of reasons that are both practical and ethereal
and completely rooted in a
gut check 'safety first' code,
I will NOT fly my family
my friends
or myself on any other aircraft.
this is a non negotiable rule of mine as it lives in concert
with zero wiggle room for maybes or friendly
coercion.
as I write this my plane is still not launch ready therefore leaving us all with zero options to attend the event on time.
i am beyond apologetic and I ask all involved,
to exercise grace and understanding in and around the headaches I'm certain
this has created.
xox
c

on Tarmac
aboard "Air Sheen"
having mechanical
issues
no joke.
with my modern family.
prettiest gals in the world!
c

Breakfast of Champions
"Mango-mosa".
hotel el Gonzo
here we come
batten down all hatches
storm bringer coming!
c

Jose Bautista!
I received the pkg!
TY!
now before you pak
your bags for Cincy
grab Mayor Ford
and teach him to hit
c

...
wish I could have joined you to keep our kids
#SafeAtHome http://ow.ly/pQK8X?

Working on my own @ Anger Management in LA. You're The Man-ager!
c

man!
do my
kids crack me up!!

I gotta get me that
fancy app with all
them faces and hearts!
c
hashtag dad

clearly there IS truth
in one's career
"going to the dogs".

badjoke.com

hashtag TMZ
(ThorMeganZeus)
c

so there IS truth
to the saying
that one's career has
"gone to the dogs".
badjokes.org
hashtag
TMZ (ThorMeganZeus)
c

a white collar?
Dood - 1987 called,
they want it back for
their museum.
c
hashtag Bud Fox

THIS JUST IN:
R.O.T.Y. runner up
Yasiel Puig set to star in
"Spawn 2 - The Revenge"
details to follow
c
hashtag huge

two thoughts for today;

no one is ever above
common courtesy.
&
It's all about
teamwork!
c
hashtag i love my life

with
Red Dawn
Platoon
Cadence
and Navy Seals under my belt,
I've created war and combat on film.
fiction. entertainment.
here's a salute to all of u who did it for real and continue to do so.
it's the toughest job in all of society.
thank u all for enduring what the rest of us won't.
c
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Hot Shots Part Deux
doesn't count

a day of
miracles on
a field of dreams.
c
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a real
modern family

who says
baseball isn't
dangerous????!!
c

hash tag can't flip u off

hey Chuck.
I have an idea
that u need to hear after I make amends to you and yours.
which I will do in person.
xox
c

happy Bday Brooke
when you're done sucking off the parking lot at
Home Depot
why don't ya 'blow'
out this candle.
c

last night was awesoem!
I went as an officer from
DCFS
(child protection srvc)
because that's about as sane as these inept and retarded
doosh bags seem when dealing with my sons bob and max.
it's an abhorrent dick dance that has NOTHING to do protecting any child.
instead they are swayed by the evil and pathetic über loser
whore that calls herself Brooke.
there will be a reckoning.
there will be a whirlwind,
that they will all reap while
desperate begging for my forgiveness.
you've all been warned.
c
bob if u delete this u are cooked and fired like a luau
swine.


Today #SpiritDay stand against bullying! Wear purple & follow #Doyouthinkimajoke
c

and yes,
miracles can be found in a
pumpkin patch.
an A-MAZE-ING
day!!!
c
hashtag proud poppa