Charlie Sheen

@charliesheen

Actor, Producer, Winner ... Anger Management Premieres June 28th, 9pm on FX

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to brian
and Kim
and
"Connecticut"
and the crew
at
Fat Burger,
THANK YOU!!
c
#TumTuTumTums
:-)

thank u
AppleGate & Gatorade
&
left hand of
Sheenius that feeds me
I love a great
Xmas feast
c
#TooMuchChild$upport

kids,
no kids,
stocking coal
WHO CARES!
prepare your
jealous faces!!
look who I'M
hanging with!!!!
c
#AllMasheenIn14

Dear
Kathy, Rick, Paris
etc
Your compassion
and "humanity"
in a trying
holiday time;
is beyond
epic
xox
c
#TY



Dad=martin sheen.
hacked
Col. Kurtz
to death
AFTER
he had a major
SCA.
child heretics stand
0 chance.
c
#BringIt


this is as close I
get to my children
on Xmas?
Except CJ,
her mom is an angel!
B, D, and DCFS
go phuk urse elves
c

no kids on Xmas!
can I unwrap the gifts
this
kangaroo sukk,
pig circus court gave me
now?
thanks B&D
enjoy my hate!
c

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oh
then my gal
comes home with
these for me.
it just gets
better
&
better
being
the Charles...
xox
c
#BeamMeScotty

hey Mallard brained
Phil Robertso!
you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine,
who DO NOT have the voice or the outreach that I do.
well news flash
shower-dodger,
I will speak loudly and clearly for ALL of them.
so,
just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off,
you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media
beat down.
(I'll try to keep the big words to a minimum as not to confuse you)

your statements were and are
abhorrently and
mendaciously unforgivable.

the idea that you have a job
outside of dirt-clod stacking
is a miracle.

the only 'Dynasty' you are attached to might be the
re-runs of that dated show.

the only thing you should ever be in charge of building is a hole in the ground the exact size of your head.
perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the
army of scabies and
bull weevils sequestered deep in it's sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts.

shame on you.
you're the only surviving
brain donor I've ever known.

when the gators and Egrets
kick you out of their
hovel,
you need to make serious amends to those you have
radically offended.

on the eight day
when I was whittling my cosmic banjo,
I'm pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and
locate the nearest
Andy Gump.

repulsed by you;
c sheen

hash tag;
Duck; that was me.



no joke.
the best night
the best meal
the best company.
only thing missing was my
Scotty.
F, M, P, J
et al
xox
c
#1

hey
CJ and Casey,
oh
Em
gee!
GREAT WORK!!
c
#ProudSheenPa

when in doubt
remember;
it's never
too cold
or dark
to play
some catch with
dear friends
old and new.
c
#NiteHocks

when your
team 6
leader is
Kate Klay-vinn;
you win.
I dare all
non-coms to
publish a vote.
c
hash tag
DareYa2Hyde

as Monday
yawns
and those first
drops of Joe
find their way into
so many over-hung
post football branes,
I dare the day and
reflect on all the crime
I fought last night.
c
hash tag
Broken Arrow


more like a feeble "K".
the lie is over.
i'm done
being treated like
a relative with a
one-way ticket.
c
#DuhNeese

a vintage pic;
Grandpa MaSheen
& Gramps Tony Todd.

The Butler?
no! GMaSheen
worked for his lift co.!
c


let's just say
we didn't bring home
lunch.

good thing I was
wearing
my lucky green shorts.
c
hashtag
MarlinBranded

thank u Zal.
it's on.
we ride
together.
dog speed
old friend.
let's make their
tariff a crimson one.
c
#WarnedYa

the day I can
materialize a seed from
scratch
& grow
a perfect rose
is the day I compete with nature
c
#GettinClose