Charlie Sheen

@charliesheen

Actor, Producer, Winner ... Anger Management Premieres June 28th, 9pm on FX

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hey D

news flash
yu media ho;
the ENTIRE world
hates yu!
my Patek says so!
c
#PatekDontLie

D;
must be
hard for an evil heel
like u
to ware
heels
with these....
c
#GameOverNarss
#PickledHazBen

D
it must suk
for an evil heel
like you,
not to be able
to ware
"heels"
bekuz
yu have this
klump of funk....
c
#Fu

D;
must be
hard for an evil heel
like u
to ware
heels
with these....
c
#GameOverNarss
#PickledHazBen

hey
B Costas,

love and respect
ya bro,

but,

um,

Dood,

gotta ask,

did you ever
PLAY baseball....?

c

#ThotSew

much akin
to film,
TV & music
SPORTS,
(including Baseball)
is entertainment!
lighten up y'all!
c
#ArodIgotUreBak
#Bb

hey predictable
slag
press outlets!
u know why u all
suk and still lose
every day?
bekuz NONE of you have
the acumen (look it up)
or the nobility
to get past
the tired descriptions
of what someone "once"
did.

how wood u all feel if your mom,
to this day "still"
called u all,
(in front of your
best
friend and best gal)
stinky
caca pants
gerber
eat-urrz??"

it'd be a bit annoying
and no fun at clubs.

when u want my
Sheenius cooperation;

change your tune.

otherwise;

hash tag
#S.a.D.
c

hey Sami
and
Lola!!!!
(and mellow-eeze)
dad loves
and
misses u both
more than I have
words for!
xox
c
#DotingDadd

hey Ashton
sorry bro
all good.
now quit barfing
on my old
brilliant show.
Remember
Punk'd?
how duz it feel?

c harp

hey relax
everyone!
read the
hash tag!
oh and Jon I'm so sorry
I insulted your
sidekik
I meant REALLY lame
c
#HyLmN

initials = children
E = adopted step sis of S&L
Moon = gran-dotter
Safety pin = S♥
get useta' her B&D
c
#SafetyFirst

what do u
get wen u
organize a
Greg James
a Sheenius
and a Skottie so Hottie?

J Ballard snapin
a JAWS tat foto!
c
#

hey
A & A & Det. $$
(oh and "C")

really guys (and gal)

THANK U!

happy to help...
xox
c&s
#ArePeeDeeHeroes

hey Jon!!!
u r a GENIUS!!!
I effin
love and
MISS YOU
old pal!
Q; who's your
lame side-kik?
c
#NiceTryCanonBoy
#CH

this is the
house ware
M Gorbachev
R Reagan
did some epic.
it's also where
S and I
GOT MARRIED!
c
#RumorMilUhPede

jus
wen ya thot
the "idea"
of a perfect rose
was bred by an
ordained magistracy
of all things groovy
SHE arrived.
c

thank u
Blue Lagoon
thank u
Iceland
thank u Omar
thank u
Town of Elves!
xox
c&s
#MoonStruckForEver

hola,
Slash-ee-toe!!
xox
c
&
s
#TheRestOfUSuk

It's like
screaming
"Theater, in a
crowded Fire!!"
get over me,
or get yuse to
"Us"...
c

#FiveAlarmKlayVinn

the Pharaoh
and
His Queen
enjoy a mid dynasty
tanning session
prior to their
Natron wrap.
c
#WeYouVee