Charlie Sheen

@charliesheen

Actor, Producer, Winner ... Anger Management Premieres June 28th, 9pm on FX

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that's what I'm
talking about!!

thank you
S....

xox
c
#HugsNotDrugs

face it hoze.
u kno hoo u izz!!

and Kid R?

wtf??
call me
bitches!!!

we own it.

TYS!!

c

#WateOnlySewLong
#Rully?

seals are
seals.
Surfers are "meals".

but Capt. stand-up
Kayak;
you are my hero!
c
#ComeOninTheWater
#PefuctSunday

try this again!!
(moby pic sux)

thank u
LBB!

America just
got safer!
c

#TwoStepVideo

hey D!

truce?

I love Sami & Lola
too much to allow my
"passion"
for real parental justice
to
obfuscate,
misalign
or
appear
mendacious
in mine AND
Scotty's
pure and pleasant desire
to exhibit and express
"our"
hart & soul love for
them.
xox
c&s
#RodneyKingOfAces
#DeletingPreviousSmears

hey D!

truce?

I love Sami & Lola
too much to allow my
"passion"
for real parental justice
to
obfuscate,
misalign
or
appear
mendacious
in mine AND
Scotty's
pure and pleasant desire
to exhibit and express
"our"
hart & soul love for
them.
xox
c&s
#RodneyKingOfAces
#DeletingPreviousSmears

sometimes
you just gotta
share the
laughter!!!
c
#PackBack

hey
Brooke!
keep up the
great work!

thank yu!!!
wow!

let's show
duh-neese
how itz dunn!
c

#TotallyImpressed

hey D

news flash
yu media ho;
the ENTIRE world
hates yu!
my Patek says so!
c
#PatekDontLie

D;
must be
hard for an evil heel
like u
to ware
heels
with these....
c
#GameOverNarss
#PickledHazBen

D
it must suk
for an evil heel
like you,
not to be able
to ware
"heels"
bekuz
yu have this
klump of funk....
c
#Fu

D;
must be
hard for an evil heel
like u
to ware
heels
with these....
c
#GameOverNarss
#PickledHazBen

hey
B Costas,

love and respect
ya bro,

but,

um,

Dood,

gotta ask,

did you ever
PLAY baseball....?

c

#ThotSew

much akin
to film,
TV & music
SPORTS,
(including Baseball)
is entertainment!
lighten up y'all!
c
#ArodIgotUreBak
#Bb

hey predictable
slag
press outlets!
u know why u all
suk and still lose
every day?
bekuz NONE of you have
the acumen (look it up)
or the nobility
to get past
the tired descriptions
of what someone "once"
did.

how wood u all feel if your mom,
to this day "still"
called u all,
(in front of your
best
friend and best gal)
stinky
caca pants
gerber
eat-urrz??"

it'd be a bit annoying
and no fun at clubs.

when u want my
Sheenius cooperation;

change your tune.

otherwise;

hash tag
#S.a.D.
c

hey Sami
and
Lola!!!!
(and mellow-eeze)
dad loves
and
misses u both
more than I have
words for!
xox
c
#DotingDadd

hey Ashton
sorry bro
all good.
now quit barfing
on my old
brilliant show.
Remember
Punk'd?
how duz it feel?

c harp

hey relax
everyone!
read the
hash tag!
oh and Jon I'm so sorry
I insulted your
sidekik
I meant REALLY lame
c
#HyLmN

initials = children
E = adopted step sis of S&L
Moon = gran-dotter
Safety pin = S♥
get useta' her B&D
c
#SafetyFirst

what do u
get wen u
organize a
Greg James
a Sheenius
and a Skottie so Hottie?

J Ballard snapin
a JAWS tat foto!
c
#