Happy Memorial Day! Remember @MIAUniverse gave the middle finger to USA and all of the troops. #NeverForget

Chicken on the grill. Happy Memorial Day!

Peanut Butter Bacon Burger on Pretzel Roll and Peppers and Onions on Cheddar Cheese Sausage Griller. #cookout

Opening Day at The Pool. Many signs about No Alcohol Permitted. Luckily I brought beer not alcohol.

Tell 'em @WNST sent ya!

Happy Birthday "Crippler" Chris Benoit! (And an early Happy Father's Day!)

Doing a Somersault for Burgers and Sausage on the grill. @newbelgium #WordIsBond #CraftBeer

Another Pitcher of Black Eyed Susan 's? Sure @Ill_HaveAnother! #Preakness

Damn! That @wbaltv11 show is over. This was my favorite part of @donnahamiltontv #Preakness Show.

Black Eyed Susan was pretty good I think @Ill_HaveAnother! (In my lucky Felix Pie shirt.) #Preakness #Orioles

Pitcher of Black Eyed Susan's so I can chill out now that I'm home from #Preakness.

Ok Wiz Khalifa the choice is yours. Perform Black and Yellow at #Preakness and these will be flying.

Today is the day! Assault Wiz Khalifa with Batteries if he performs Black and Yellow in #Baltimore at the #Preakness.

@WNST Drew, Good call. I checked out Ladies Night at #LoveStuffAndMore. Look what I found...

Hey @Schlafly, It looks like @NewBelgium has also been fooling around with @BreckBrew...

Come on dude. RT @jseiden5: In case you haven't seen what a perfect back and ass look like. Gisele is one lucky girl

I'm not good at drawing but this could be my greatest masterpiece. #DrawSomething #Whitney

. @beandipness You should have added the face paint for a real Eddie Murray... #Orioles #ItWasADifferentTime

About to go "John Travolta" on this masseur. #MdCBF

Johnson creampie! #Orioles