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this stuff tastes like grass and cavities. That's what I get for buying a flavor called "green thunder". #Wtf

my favorite hoop got hit by a car :<

Some people have cats and drink beer. I have tasty Woodchuck and an awesome bunny. #LifeIsGood

my parents sent me flowers at work for my bday. As if going to NOLA wasn't enough? #overkill #lovemyparents

it's a cluster[d]uck in this office...

And his name is Oliver.

What the fuck is this. I feel obligated to put it in my mouth.

obligatory picture of yet-unnamed rabbit.

My first bottles of homemade bacon vodka. Kinda afraid to taste them...

Halloweeeeeeeen! My #glamazon face, inspired by 's #DragRace. Totally worth it.

A picture of my #glamazon shoes, for all the people who didn't believe.

Side-by-side comparison of the shoes I ordered from ... and the ones I received. Very displeased.

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Let's see you be a dick now, smoke detector. Thwarted by argyle!

This is what it looks like when I work from home. What a classy setup.

The saddest little pimp hat! Now with watch chain and tiny feather.

I mean that 71C driver is cute and all, but buses aren't THAT exciting.

My boss got me a vertical mouse. So unbelievably comfy! #Evoluent

All my shit in my new place. Unpacking party!

FUCK YEAH NEW APT. Plus oxyclean & Andre.

The contents of my life in a 5x10 space. What a mess.

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