Twitter is my morning newspaper. Sometimes I read it, sometimes I don't, but I always learn something interesting.
this stuff tastes like grass and cavities. That's what I get for buying a flavor called "green thunder". #Wtf
my favorite hoop got hit by a car :<
Some people have cats and drink beer. I have tasty Woodchuck and an awesome bunny. #LifeIsGood
my parents sent me flowers at work for my bday. As if going to NOLA wasn't enough? #overkill #lovemyparents
it's a cluster[d]uck in this office...
And his name is Oliver.
What the fuck is this. I feel obligated to put it in my mouth.
obligatory picture of yet-unnamed rabbit.
My first bottles of homemade bacon vodka. Kinda afraid to taste them...
Halloweeeeeeeen! My #glamazon face, inspired by @Rupaul's #DragRace. Totally worth it.
A picture of my #glamazon shoes, for all the people who didn't believe.
Side-by-side comparison of the shoes I ordered from @amiclubwear... and the ones I received. Very displeased.
Let's see you be a dick now, smoke detector. Thwarted by argyle!
This is what it looks like when I work from home. What a classy setup.
The saddest little pimp hat! Now with watch chain and tiny feather.
I mean that 71C driver is cute and all, but buses aren't THAT exciting.
My boss got me a vertical mouse. So unbelievably comfy! #Evoluent
All my shit in my new place. Unpacking party!
FUCK YEAH NEW APT. Plus oxyclean & Andre.
The contents of my life in a 5x10 space. What a mess.
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