Blue Jays Fan. Lawyer. Animal Lover. Rap Enthusiast.
2011: NEVER AGAIN.
LOOK AT THESE DALMATIAN PUPPIES IN A BUCKET. LOOK AT THEM.
@161stAndChilla Saw this, thought of you! xo :)
@throughtheheart Awww, look at my baby leaning against the vent. First Xmas without him. So sad :(
If more people sent Xmas cards like this, I might be more into it.
7 months ago today I was here. On my private terrace. No big deal. Excuse me while I go weep.
Staring contest. Right now. GO.
I swear, he sat like this for a solid 5 mins, totally relaxed. Cutest creature ever. #pugwhisperer
This could be me. I have the Louboutins and the beret, I just need the puppy. Let's make this happen.
Best Christmas Card EVER.
This is exactly how I feel this morning after another insomnia-plagued night.
Hello, Office Depot? I'd like to order 10,000 of these with next-day delivery. @powerofgiggle @mlbreports
No. Big. Deal.
Mark Teahan is the 2nd highest-paid Blue Jay? To that I say:
I think @jparencibia9 needs to bring Yogi to Toronto in the winter so he can learn this trick.
Ladies, we've failed miserably.
Fine. I get the hint. @alanclough
Phil Dunphy Wisdom.
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