Was great meeting my niece this weekend!! (Ladies look at how sensitive I am!)
Seriously, don't be picky on available exits when your plane is sinking. #funwithsafety
Different picture, but still, women help men get out first. #funwithsafety
Always remember, men before women and children. #funwithsafety
Whether crashing in mountains or sea, still no smoking #funwithsafety
Pray to the no smoking rule #funwithsafety
Get your baby harnassed and then sort of let him just float away. #funwithsafety
No graph machines! gameboys are okay but not devices that kind of look like gameboys. #funwithsafety
Absolutely NO devices made before 1990! No exceptions! No toy cars! #funwithsafety
Everybody out of the airplane! Dance Party! #funwithsafety
Jump out of the aircraft like the end of the breakfast club. Still no smoking after the horrific crash. #funwithsafety
Follow these easy 6 steps to save your life. Do step 5A before step 5A!
If you try to bring your briefcase, you'll get shoved out violently.
When is "Unloved Freak" going to be an M&M character?
Bears WR Sam Hurd arrested on federal drug charges, accused of attempting to distribute cocaine. Exclusive pic:
Sons of Anarchy are really skimping on them jackets these days.
Germans unite! Let's hope this goes better than the last time.
This pretty much sums up Cougardom.
Continental breakfast done right. #foodcoma
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