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I left the house without Truvy. I bet I'm more freaked out about it than she is.

What a mama's girl.

Having a velvety soft puppy curl up in my arms is heaven.

#TruvyAndSpud are wearing me out in the cutest way possible.

#TruvyAndSpud are wearing me out in the cutest way possible.

This guy knows how to relax. #SpudKitten

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

It's my best bro's birthday today, so #FF ! And happy birthday to the most macho sissy I know.

Nobody told me we were storing plastic packaged taco shells in the oven. That's one stinky pre-heat!

I don't think you heard me: THIS PUPPY IS GONNA BE MINE!

This is my future puppy!!! She flies in this weekend from her foster home in Georgia. #puppy

Nuff said? #filminwa #filmmaking

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LOL! in the photo booth at my wedding. #Laurallani

Eat your heart out Brangelina, #Laurallani did it better.