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Window cat #fromthearchive

Amazon you foul temptress

Current status: knows me better than

So it has come to this



By night I fight crime as my alter ego PLASTIC-MAN

Nothing else matters

Instantly my life is an order of magnitude better

You know it's going to be a bad end to the week when...

Long berry cat

Partially loaded avatar is sinister —

Great scot!

Limp Digestive

Shoelace tying master class courtesy of


Playing Heigo In the Old World #gc4

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