Caressa Ordona

@caressabrittney

I'm an administrative assistant. It's less exciting than Mad Men would have you believe. Mariners! Disney! Puns! I'm 'bout that action, boss.

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Totally appropriate ad in a legit engineering magazine.

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Just hanging out with and DAN WILSON. #Mariners #OpenHouse

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Remember that time I climbed the Grand Canyon? I'm sort of a badass :)

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This is the saddest scene ever at the La Brea Tar Pits.

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Spent the weekend hugging sloths.

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Bottle fed a baby kangaroo this weekend. NBD.

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Met a fennec fox this weekend!

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Renting a car in Vegas for a couple of days and a convertible is the cheapest option. Bleh. Suggestions?

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Google users are so emo.

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Seriously though, this is a beard straight out of the Pacific Northwest! We fare thee well,

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Heart you too, ! (thanks for the autograph and pic!)

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Met #Mariners OF Casper Wells yesterday!

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Our phone friends are more important than our friends right here.

Every time I hang out with my friend her Mom sends me home with baked goods :) this is pumpkin bread! #SecondMom

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He signed it and everything. It was such a special moment for me. #BrendanRyan

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...B. Ryan! He came up,handed me his bat & said"I always see you at all the games w/ your signs, you deserve this"

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Hey , look who I was hanging out with last night! #TheBigUnit

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Someone left him this card. There were also a couple other less-than-sweet notes. But seriously, what an asshole.

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At Northgate Transit Center. Busses are so convenient, but parking is always full. This guy is an asshole.

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...I drive a lot.

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