Caressa Ordona

@caressabrittney

I'm an administrative assistant. It's less exciting than Mad Men would have you believe. Mariners! Disney! Puns! I'm 'bout that action, boss.

Photos and Videos by @caressabrittney

  • Timeline
  • Gallery

Totally appropriate ad in a legit engineering magazine.

  • 505 days ago via site
  • 36

Just hanging out with and DAN WILSON. #Mariners #OpenHouse

  • 512 days ago via site
  • 80

Remember that time I climbed the Grand Canyon? I'm sort of a badass :)

  • 517 days ago via site
  • 50

This is the saddest scene ever at the La Brea Tar Pits.

  • 525 days ago via site
  • 36

Spent the weekend hugging sloths.

  • 527 days ago via site
  • 76

Bottle fed a baby kangaroo this weekend. NBD.

  • 527 days ago via site
  • 50

Met a fennec fox this weekend!

  • 527 days ago via site
  • 41

Renting a car in Vegas for a couple of days and a convertible is the cheapest option. Bleh. Suggestions?

  • 545 days ago via site
  • 46

Google users are so emo.

  • 545 days ago via site
  • 35

Seriously though, this is a beard straight out of the Pacific Northwest! We fare thee well,

  • 588 days ago via site
  • 55

Heart you too, ! (thanks for the autograph and pic!)

  • 606 days ago via site
  • 116

Met #Mariners OF Casper Wells yesterday!

  • 606 days ago via site
  • 50

Our phone friends are more important than our friends right here.

Every time I hang out with my friend her Mom sends me home with baked goods :) this is pumpkin bread! #SecondMom

  • 662 days ago via site
  • 56

He signed it and everything. It was such a special moment for me. #BrendanRyan

  • 666 days ago via site
  • 44

...B. Ryan! He came up,handed me his bat & said"I always see you at all the games w/ your signs, you deserve this"

  • 666 days ago via site
  • 43

Hey , look who I was hanging out with last night! #TheBigUnit

  • 674 days ago via site
  • 583

Someone left him this card. There were also a couple other less-than-sweet notes. But seriously, what an asshole.

  • 698 days ago via site
  • 39

At Northgate Transit Center. Busses are so convenient, but parking is always full. This guy is an asshole.

  • 698 days ago via site
  • 33

...I drive a lot.

  • 698 days ago via site
  • 37