Caressa Ordona

@caressabrittney

I'm an administrative assistant. It's less exciting than Mad Men would have you believe. Mariners! Disney! Puns! I'm 'bout that action, boss.

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The next time I met #FelixHernandez, I cut myself on his perfect game stub and bled all over the place. #FaceofMLB

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Exactly one year and two days ago, I shook #FelixHernandez 's hand for the first time. I died. #FaceofMLB

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Forgot about this. Though it's technically a male revue, not a strip club... there is absolutely a difference.

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Abbbsolutely. I'll be sure to put you on our Christmas card list ;)

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Remember when this happened? Such a great guy. If not for his defense, I will miss him for that for sure #Mariners

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Haaate the 'Pen at Safeco. But willing to venture there for this girl!

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My cousin Zach (as Ryu) and I on the Tour de Greenlake.

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Went on the Tour de Greenlake over the weekend. Favorite costume? TWINS!

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13th inning. So this is happening...

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#Perfection #FelixHernandez #Mariners

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When you don't hear from me tomorrow, it's because I've died of happiness! #FelixHernandez #Mariners

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Just getting to sign my perfect game stub. No big deal :) :) #Mariners

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Seriously gorgeous flight home!

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My favorite towel animal from the cruise.

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My family and I know how to bring it!

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Last week we went on a cruise and won... a lot.

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Paparazzi shot.

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My drink of choice on tropical vacations... pina coladas :D

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Chacchoben Mayan Ruins. I was obviously pretty excited about being there.

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BOOM. Guess who's wearing a sundress tomorrow and Thursday.

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