An unexpected gift! (to replace my almost 3 yr old Nook Color.) #samsung

Okay - who put the jock store next to the nerd store?

Actually reading "The Best of Farm Show" at the dentist, and quickly realizing it's basically "LifeHacker" for Farmers. Whodathunk?

He's too fat to get on the windowsill, so he's been sitting here like this for 10 minutes.

The difference in an ACLU sticker from 10 years ago and one from the Tea Party era.

A view from what hopefully will be the winning perspective.

And so I begin.

Presented without comment

I move a bag of cat food at wal-mart, and see this.

Well, hello there, future of all data storage for all mankind. It's nice to finally meet you -- my name is Michael. I know I'm late to the party, but I'm sure we'll be great friends.

Aw... damnit.

Now _that_ is a fucking stungun. #weaponizednonviolence

It's almost Easter, isn't it?

Oh, old-fashioned country cookbooks; you so crazy.

Really, bottle of grape-flavored candy spray? A real nipple? This needs advertising?

The mirrored, phonograph-like insides of your hard drive.

My workdesk. #cat

Going for a new look this year.

They see me rollin', they hatin'...