St. Louis Cardinals/Chicago Blackhawks fan. Live tweeting games is my thing. Sports brings out my vulgarity. Also, my yorkie is the cutest dog you'll ever see.

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Hey , have you seen this yet? #stlcards

I may or may not have just purchased this. #stlcards

Greetings from the UC! #LetsGoHawks

Guys! I found hanging out in Target. #stlcards

"Forever Lazy," if this doesn't speak to Americans, I don't know what will.

Wearing these socks unless things start to go downhill. #stlcards

My bro's cat had kittens a couple of days ago. So tiny!

Patrick Sharp bobblehead. Not quite perfect enough, but a valiant effort.

Apparently Part I of the Tommy Hawk Pillow Pet set did not send yesterday.

Tommy Hawk Pillow Pet, Part II.

I just met Denis Savard!!!!!

Jim Cornelison.

Aww yeah!! This is going on my wall when I get home. #Tazer

Lego Sears (or Willis, if you prefer) Tower.

Statue lady? IDEK.

Marilyn, in all her glory.

Guess where I just spent over $100???

One of my brother's dog's puppies. This one is the runt. They're 10 days old.

Greetings from Busch Stadium!

This was in my bag of baby carrots. It measures about 5.5 inches long.

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