@robdelaney Your R2D2 tweet now has me concerned.
Hello Jill and Joselyn. I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
I'm sorry, but this Justin Bieber thing is out of control.
Some days you just want to take off both shoes, one sock and pick your nose.
Yes, I followed her around Trader Joe's. It was *too* good. She was holding "melons" in front of her, um...
Max doesn't feel his best. But he's still handsome as ever.
Speaking of hot, my friend Ryan Eggold was named one of People's Sexiest Bachelors today. Watch him try to be "un"sexy the other day. And FAIL!
So this little surprise was outside my door just now. Of course I left a thank you note in return.
"Ruff, Ruff....psst, hey you, with the camera phone. Kill me. Please."
Nothing could stop Jean Pierre's brazen plan to shoot up the Coffee Bean. Nothing...except his narcolepsy.
Write caption that involves the words "stool pigeon" or wonder how to ask this guy if he's in line for the bathroom at Coffee Bean? WTF?!
Nobody knows how it got there, but the Hollywood Wax Museum would like it back.
Charlene didn't need a DNA test to prove that Don King was her long lost brother. Somehow, she just knew...
Max, you haven't seen my cupcake, have you? It was right here a second ago. #woofwednesday
"....and finally, thank you, Jesus, for my awesome hair.....Amen."
Dear Sleeping Security Guard at Whole Foods, I totally just shoved a pineapple down my pants and you didn't catch me. Ha HA!
This is from my grandmother's "companion." Start at the bottom and welcome to my life.
His valiant attempt to get laid, and his belt, both failed miserably.
This band-aid's been on the floor of my gym. For 2 days. Now where's the machine that strengthens my immune system?
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