caprice crane

@capricecrane

Novelist/Screenwriter/TV Writer

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  • 1266 days ago via site
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Your R2D2 tweet now has me concerned.

  • 1344 days ago via site
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Hello Jill and Joselyn. I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

  • 1347 days ago via site
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I'm sorry, but this Justin Bieber thing is out of control.

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Some days you just want to take off both shoes, one sock and pick your nose.

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Yes, I followed her around Trader Joe's. It was *too* good. She was holding "melons" in front of her, um...

  • 1998 days ago via site
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Max doesn't feel his best. But he's still handsome as ever.

  • 2028 days ago via site
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Speaking of hot, my friend Ryan Eggold was named one of People's Sexiest Bachelors today. Watch him try to be "un"sexy the other day. And FAIL!

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So this little surprise was outside my door just now. Of course I left a thank you note in return.

  • 2057 days ago via site
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"Ruff, Ruff....psst, hey you, with the camera phone. Kill me. Please."

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Nothing could stop Jean Pierre's brazen plan to shoot up the Coffee Bean. Nothing...except his narcolepsy.

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Write caption that involves the words "stool pigeon" or wonder how to ask this guy if he's in line for the bathroom at Coffee Bean? WTF?!

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Nobody knows how it got there, but the Hollywood Wax Museum would like it back.

  • 2076 days ago via site
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Charlene didn't need a DNA test to prove that Don King was her long lost brother. Somehow, she just knew...

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Max, you haven't seen my cupcake, have you? It was right here a second ago. #woofwednesday

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"....and finally, thank you, Jesus, for my awesome hair.....Amen."

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Dear Sleeping Security Guard at Whole Foods, I totally just shoved a pineapple down my pants and you didn't catch me. Ha HA!

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This is from my grandmother's "companion." Start at the bottom and welcome to my life.

  • 2083 days ago via site
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His valiant attempt to get laid, and his belt, both failed miserably.

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This band-aid's been on the floor of my gym. For 2 days. Now where's the machine that strengthens my immune system?

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