Here lies Candy Kirby, who wasted an unseemly amount of her life voting in online Who Wore It Best? polls. --My Inevitable Epitaph
Somewhere, Miley is conspiring to steal this look -- but without the cumbersome jacket and pants. #FashionPolice
If you really are what you eat, my kids are 100% chocolate today. #HappyEaster
Caught a staffer sniffing another staffer's butt in the new Laughing Stork HQ. This isn't covered in our HR manual
You know the artist who did Kate Middleton's official portrait? He did mine, too! What do you think?
It was on Jen Aniston 1st before it got stolen-much like Brad Pitt @e_FashionPolice @joan_rivers #bitchstolemylook
Kanye and Kim buy Bel Air mansion for $11, reports Us Weekly. Wow, house prices really ARE way down.
This playa is 18 months old!
Our cat Lucy would like to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving in her usual classy way...
Parents bid farewell to Daylight Savings Time... and their morning sleep.
The benefit of being Mrs. Potato Head: No need to suck in my gut,
Here's a sign that you just might be a dad...
Everywhere I turn today, I am tripping over dismembered Mrs. Potato Head body parts. It's like CSI: Idaho here.
Marcy has something she would like to say...
"Eyes up here, lady." @GiulianaRancic @OfficialKat #2BaredGirls #Emmys
You know you're a mom when... (as inspired by my glamorous weekend -- and, yes, I am still washing that same load)
Truer words have never been babbled.
Tori Spelling welcomes son Finn Davey! In response to the happy news, Tori's uterus posted this message...
If imitation is sincerest form of flattery, then @NickMom has been flattering me to DEATH. (Can stop now! Please.)
5'8" and in heels, yet my @rachelzoe pantsuit is still way long. Must have ordered from her Shaquille O'Neal line.
My daily alarm clock...
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