PSA: all of Party Down is at Target for $15.

Man. This kid.

Oh, right. THIS is why I don't often play multiplayer with strangers on xbox live.

Modern-day Star Wars, I hardly knew ye.

First time in the Bumbo, and already about to outgrow the legholes.

Autocorrect, you're freaking me out a little.

Ergo Carrier + pacifier = tranquil grocery store companion.

My Zojirushi is here! No instructions in English! Scary diagrams! No idea how to not burn my face!

My Zojirushi is here! No instructions in English! Scary diagrams! No idea how to not burn my face!

My sister bought Archer the Rock'n'Roll Alphabet book. Sonic Youth, Bowie, Iggy Pop, White Stripes? #bestbabygiftever

Taking @sxsw's customer experience survey. It contains one of the most baffling, lazy response tables I have ever seen.

Um, there is not a better thing than this.

Oxymoron alert #sxswi

Earning a free t-shirt. Don't mind me. #wearepruf

Like I said.

Free donut with pork on it. What? (squarespace truck by the Hilton) (@timmyfury)

Austin PSA: corner of 5th and Colorado: amazing Korean BBQ tacos. #sxsw #sxswi

We're letting @shannondaigle sleep in.

Ladies and gentlemen, Archer Philip Daigle.