stand up, comedy writing, an all around awful person
yellow diamondz in the light
my wine glass and I look at things differently.
Sexy, 20-something Amish princess with a tight puss:
What's wrong with this picture? Oh yeah, @milfyDILF left his dildo in the shower.
What's wrong with this picture? Oh yeah, @milfydilf left his foldout in the shower.
@vharrison22 look what you missed!
someone wrote this in my school planner and I have a feeling it was @milfyDILF or @mmisslissaa. Hamm..
Hey, look! It's probably one of the funniest people I know: @pagekelsey (sauri)
Having a twitter celebrity moment. If you <3 the 80's then you know why...
i've never looked more coherent
good night! PS: do you love my sexy lighting?
This is a diagram of what it would look like if I masturbated @taylorswift13
<3 (you really wanna see this)
Bought this super colon cleanse at the natural market. Hopefully it will help me shit out that 80 lbs I wanna lose.
This is how I choose to live.
At least the courtroom is pretty.
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