The People's Idiot, internet concubine and connoisseur of houmous products aside being an educator and photographer

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Only 25 years late. Classy joint.

Shall I press send on my Domino's order? Snigger.

Ban this filth.

My hand. It's henna, not dirt.

doesn't do it justice but it's a Sigma 77mm diameter (fat!) 10-20mm extra wide angle. Dribble.

I'm never alone...

If I get one single mosquito bite in India I'll eat this lot:

I'd do them for abuse.

My house mate is organising a hen party. I found this specimen. I have no words apart from I don't want a hen party.

Please little minds...
This one was tricky as it involved different product areas.

Little things...

The official girth of a Stella is 8.5 inches. What's yours? Around 7 inches less than that?

Canary wharf festival. Drawing the crowds like a mofo.

and I'm the kind of person that orders olives in a bar.

Stupid rain has broken my boots. Now forced to buy some cool trainers.

No stocks and shares showing; how the hell do people cope on a Saturday in Canary Wharf?!

Oooo a spot of cricket of an afternoon. Blofield doing commentary. Don't mind if I do.

if you endeavour to polish these off in a day, you can ensure an actual working day of 45 minutes.

Sunset was a stunner tonight. Essex isn't all that shit (in the dark).

Current play involves an 'eeeee' grunt and an 'urrrrr' grunt. You don't get this kind of commentary on the #BBC

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