I enjoy making sarcastic remarks about trashy TV shows. It fills the void in my life.
@allthisandless @Ste_Tonks I do have coffee though! :-)
Er, thanks @Tesco!! You calling me fat?
Might have a little truffle before bed, courtesy of @AJNotters
@npowerhelp @npowerhq Erm, then feel free to go check it? My meter's outside. At the front. Unlocked.
@martynkirkham82 Ehhh. Regrettable.
Grandma's Heaven - possibly the most amazing thing ever invented...
According to @BBCNews, RBS owns 11,500 people in Scotland. Who knew they had such impressive slave holdings!
I think Xena Warrior Princess has left her dildo in my bathroom.
@TheMarkPovey @SimplyDonal They sing at you?!
@AJNotters @sideym @100PercentTom Snap!
.@jamieoliver This "wine" is an absolute abomination. Please stop selling it immediately, ta.
We've found you some regalia @100PercentTom
Oh look, it's @AJNotters with some English Lads.
@S_L_U_T_S Ladies, will you be having your wonderful tombola again this year? Last year's winnings were such a treat!
This photo of my great-grandfather is giving me beard envy.
Beer and a view :-)
Bargain! @AJNotters @OurCon @SLushCCool
Nottingham station is leaking somewhat @EMTrains!! #monsoon
And so they didn't bother!
As an historian I'm not usually inclined to sentimentality, but I have lit a candle this evening.
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