@salihughes @alexispetridis @hencehemmo I have a "that's distasteful" face!

@danielmaier I got that picture you wanted, of your girlfriend coming:

My children are finding this hilarious. I can't think why:

@alexispetridis Shut up, Petridis. Just shut up. I'm wearing a fucking scarf now, too

We climbed up Constitution Hill, had calamari, then cake in a wholefood cafe, and now I'm here again:

@DavidGArnold Wear this:

*scientific inquiry face* Is anyone able to pull a larger or more disgusting ball of hair from their shower today?

Been in Brighton during Pride for two hours already bought a natty sailor suit and totally shit-faced:

Oh no. The restaurant is now completely empty. The "right" thing to do would be to leave. *orders more tea*

I'm wearing this and eating HAM

@emmafreud I think this captures his majesty:

@emmafreud Feel the edge on that

Remember Sleeveface? http://bit.ly/t0wl My husband - Chief Rock Critic of The Times! - just invented Sleevearse!