Laying down after THE longest day ever. Hoods up. Pants down.

I'm cleaning out old pics. This went in a magazine! Don't think i posted.

Don't worry y'all. I finally gave up on these glasses. I'm not a hipster.

Seriously? It's like she's photoshopped. Love her.

Mean muggin' muh fahker.

Don't love me for me. Love me for my hunting jacket and big hairs...

Me and @ryanthewilliams on our way to soundcheck...u know. Checking the sound.

I look like such a lil fuckin hoodrat right now...

Anyone who understands this picture gets my respect.

My brother Cody asked me to come over for my early Xmas presents...3 rubber dicks.

This guys seat was so far back that he was smoking out his back window...

This baby looks so stupid. @kellydgroves you done good!

Attention..missing shirt. If you've seen this little red number, please contact cadence groovenstein. Thx.

I took my thanksgiving nap in my nieces crib....

Hey..umm @paisleypansy your dad just fell asleep on the couch like this...

I am on the floor. Food coma. Can't talk. Just moaning.

Life goal....fit all of this inside of me...

Why does @kellydgroves always have to steal The show. Dammit!!

My friend @evspaghetti thought I died in the bathtub...

Somebody get me this dog pretty please??