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The most puzzling in-store ad I've ever seen:
The watermelon carving bar has been set, dude:
Today's installment in "Stupid Indiana Vanity Plates": this diva is one of a kind.
@heatherkrug Hi Heather, just coming across your profile. We named our dog @BearGrylls too. Here he is!
Reddit gold: Party on, Wayne.
In case you were wondering whether Siri would make a good NFL replacement ref, here's your answer:
I think someone got @ClaytonESPN out of bed for his @espn segment tonight.
Don't worry, folks. Ed Hochuli will be ready...
For some guaranteed laughs, check @nflcommish's mentions. Here's a taste:
Madame Tussauds to unveil a wax figure of Steve Jobs to commemorate the first anniversary of his death. It's insane.
Notre Dame fan of the year spotted by @luckylexyy:
@TomRotunno Pre-steroids, yeah, pretty much.
Kathy Griffin was recently caught by the paparazzi without makeup on. This cannot be unseen.
One of the more impressive Post-It jobs I've seen.
Hey, @nflnetwork. Wrong score. Get your crap together.
Looks like @nflnetwork forgot which team Billy Cundiff plays for.
One of the funniest Reddit posts I've seen. "He thought he had grabbed the canned air."
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