Semi-professional air guitarist. Goon. Doctor. Metal. Goes up to eleven.
Random everybody post your iPhone wallpaper moment.
After the bombing raid...
Gingerbread house! I pretended to be a giant ransacking a village as I chomped into it.
50 cents reveals shocking weight gain for new film in which he plays a sumo wrestler.
50 cents shocking weight gain for new film about a sumo wrestler. #fatbooth
@davbren Now all I need is a sweet background...
Don't argue with Mr. Soapy Soap. He will kick your ass.
Kicking things off this evening with a pint of my stout. Yes, I made it myself. Awesome. #homebrew
Ranked 27 out of 349 students in my year for number of cases logged. Not bad, not bad.
Just me and my old friend here so far...
I just blew this up with lung power only. Took bloody ages! Best Uncle ever surely?
My Oxford Handbook Wang (OHW) is only 4 inches long, how long is yours?
I guess I'll pretty much vote how the beer world tells me...
Oh glorious white stuff, bringer of sleep and maker of dreams.
Saw this today. Gives you an idea what the undergraduate secretary is like...
Oh dear, this game has taken over my life.
Ninja Lycra photo. #leavesnothingtotheimagination
RT @bennycrime Breaking News: Nick Clegg is Hitler.
Recipe: 200g icing sugar, 50g white chocolate, one hamster?
Ho Ho! See what they did here? #worldcupmarketinggroan
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