Semi-professional air guitarist. Goon. Doctor. Metal. Goes up to eleven.
This just in: the Queen has a Ford Fiesta.
We just ordered our new zombie defence hound from zombie apocalypse supplies direct. He looks mean alright.
@oinkymeeper We pick this little guy up in two weeks! Should he get a twitter account like Rigsby @MadMedic1?
Somebody has drank a bottle of vodka and taken a crap on the stairs of the hospital. I swear it wasn't me.
Today I'm drinking in a high tech establishment with the beer list on a flat screen...
I've had enough of @ruffidge moaning about toothache. Time for some home dentistry.
What do you call a big fat white person?
@lonemat @andyrkett Took this a few weeks ago. An orthopod (obviously).
Who wants to see my big hard tongue depressor? #giggitygiggitygoo
Orthopaedic surgeon. Legend.
There is something wrong about having a brown Movicol pen.
In England we know how to party.
@bennycrime Here you go, adoring crowd! Don't think it's online.
THERE'S A PIZZA ATTACKING THE CITY. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.
Beer campsite, day 2.
Gingers here have their own showers.
For the beernuts among you who will know what this is, check out my graduation present! #brewdog #sinkthebismarck
Time for some awesome beer: Brewdog Paradox. @drinkpic
Don't get this confused with Durex.
@GiveItDiesel You can use Runkeeper for cycling, and other activities as well. It's awesome.
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