Semi-professional air guitarist. Goon. Doctor. Metal. Goes up to eleven.
Attention Biomedical science students. Boom.
I can't believe I stayed up all night watching this super bowl.
@steviedunn He enjoyed getting a break from his Santa suit.
I'm sorry sir I can't think why you keep passing out. Let's have a look at your ECG... OH SHI
Anyone know a good plumber? My sink has a leak.
Your chest pain is probably just musculoskeletal... Oh cock.
The strangest lost of contraindications for a foot spa ever? NO FOOT SPA IF YOU HAVE TB!!
Profound service station toilet graffiti.
Some rather questionable driving was needed to take this photo, but worth it. This guy is clearly a cool doctor dude.
The Chancellor has released a statement about the result of NHS privatisation.
Pro tip: Don't go to the US and forget to turn off data roaming on your iPhone. Oh crap.
It's like Christmas.
Somebody stole the helmet from the suit of armour last night. I don't think it was me though I can't be sure.
When I hit 100,000 miles my car is going to explode...
Getting paged 'BOOBS' by a colleague never gets old.
A gift from @ruffidge. This is probably in anticipation of me attempting to eat the hottest curry in America next month.
@Brewdog My dog enjoys brewdog as much as I do, but he just can't handle his ale. Lightweight.
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