Now the only issue is which to play first.

How am I just now finding out that I have a crush on @michellebranch?

Better than any contraceptive.... #noshavenovember

Chillin' with the MC (or at least the only one that matters to me).

You know its bad when they have ash trays in the elevators.

So, this happened today.

My sister sent this to me and now I really wish I was in Richmond. #homesick

Welcome to the next 10 hours of my life.

Speaking of asses.....

I'm thankful for the translation. Otherwise I would have wanted to be molestared. I love being molestared.

Dear Argentina, thanks for your other dead cow stuff too. Love, Me. PS. Mine is the big one. PPS. That's what she said.

Dear Argentina, thanks for the leather. Love, Me.

Front row. Dead center. My life rules.

Sao Paulo. Perfect weather. Poinsettia in the summer. Who could ask for more?

@hetherington yeah, so?

@ButtFartMcPupus thanks.

Florida didn't get the memo on Sept 21. Fuck this weather.

NSFW: Thanks to a nice crew guy in ATL, these are my new awesome pics for tuning.

8 great reasons that my wallet weighs less that it did earlier.

This is how I am enjoying game 6.