Dan. 25. Creator of http://t.co/HlIXRZQyDM & http://t.co/OATSttX2a0, contributor to @cupofchowdah. Dennis Wideman is the best defenseman EVER.
This one's for you, HFBoards and Claude-haters.
Because I had to do it at some point: everyone's favorite prehistoric puckman, Raptor Rich. Clever girl...
Roberto Luongo: "Damnit, NOT AGAIN!"
Roberto's used up all of his vacation days in this series. He needs to get back to Mr. Deeds' house ASAP. EMILIO!
Hey guys, Alain Vigneault's new album comes out today. Don't forget to grab a copy, it's great party music.
You guys thought I was kidding, so I actually pulled out my French->English dictionary. Told ya it was in there.
Remember how Lucic said he texted Horton? I've received an exclusive screenshot of their bro-versation. #Bros4Life
Hey @NHL, how many times do we have to see a player like this before you morons do something about it? Wake up.
Hey @VanCanucks & Kevin Bieksa, this is "shoulder-to-shoulder"? Open your eyes, assholes.
Huh. Turns out Henrik Sedin wasn't diving last night after all. I apologize. (Look closely if you don't get it.)
In honor of the start of tonight's series: Zdeno Chara has laser eyes...FINISH THEM. It's Stanley Cup Kombat!
I present to the world...Dennis Seidenhorse.
Flight attendants getting slapped? Man, seems like everyone's getting anxious for the finals. (Boston.com mistake)
My FIXED realignment map. Those responsible have been fired, rest assured. I can't have mistakes like that.
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