Sweary, sweary, quite contrary.
No one deserves to have to go to B&Q straight after work. Stupid layout. Upside down. Grrrrr.
It's definitely a black armband day. #Jobs
I know it's cold in our shadow but #qpr should remember this before piping up next time. #ffc
Last BBQ of the year.
Who's stolen Colin Wanker's eyebrows? Come on. Own up. #ffc #qpr
Stoke have the ugliest fans.
Just saw this outside our office. Looks like #dexter has been busy. @Fee__
The Mrs is having a wisdom tooth out at Kingston Hospital. I'm waiting for her here. In Richmond Park. This is my view.
@martinpoakley I was pissed but here's a blurry pic.
I don't like cricket, no no, I love it.
Just back from possibly the most disgusting greasy spoon brekker I've ever had. Trainspotting.
Introducing Cactus Jack Collier
Space Raiders. I'm sure they used to only be 10p. Beef or Saucy BBQ?
Hear me now! Experimental Jamaican lunch today.
Hear me now! Experimental Jamaican lunch
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