Tornado warnings expired but sky so dark and rain so heavy it's almost like the building is underwater.

It was worth a try.

Print view on @nymag not very @instapaper-friendly.

Some guy threw this card on my table in GMU food court. I guess I still look like a student:

Had to unsubscribe (cc: @BarackObama)

AT&T 3G, everyone:

Seriously though, the intro to #MyHorse features a hunky young stablehand. Tweengirl target market clearly defined.

#myhorse #brony

Guys, guys, add me on My Horse app - http://itunes.apple.com/app/stable-friends/id421167112 - My horse is Elmer. Such a pretty horse.

First drops of rain from #Hurricane #Irene are now touching the District. Commence panic.

Got "iVisor" for iPad, recommended by ATT store guy. Pricier than standard film but much easier to apply, cuts glare:

Market movement today is approximating a wild game of Angry Birds.

Market closing out with a classic "dead cat bounce"

Here's @DaveFlys interviewing @MatthewJLB post-#NASATweetup:

Oh wait, delay just till 1218 EDT, not full launch window. Here's where I've set up:

LOL MARKETS

Such a lovely forecast:

So which of these return reasons does "Dead insect embedded in the plastic" cover?