I am 23 years and 5 feet of trouble. I live in the land of burritos, mountains, and mountainous burritos.

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I beat twice. The last game was close though!

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This is what I had for breakfast. Along with two omelets, a bagel, a croissant, coffee, oj, and hot chocolate

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Hahaha, my and Rita Hayworth femme fatale tattoo finally healed up a couple days ago. Took long enough.

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"I feel like someone poured liquefied Jolly Ranchers in my, seriously"

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Scariest six year olds ever

Bowling with and her charges for the afternoon

This is what happens when I get bored at work...


What is wrong with the people who come into my work?

This is in the employee area at work. Awesome.

The next eight to nine hours of my life

The next eight hours of my life look like this

this is what happened on steph's bedroom floor last night...the unspoken love of and

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& : I feel like this is accurate.

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One time, this boy came up to me at a party and told me that I had a "fat little ass". Its obviously true.

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Awwww, shit. This hurt more than any other tattoo I have, but its also the most badass.

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